One Foot in the Groove

One Foot in the Groove

One Foot in the Groove

One Foot in the Groove

One Foot in the Groove


By Ed, Aug 13 2014 09:35AM

I tried to catch some fog. I mist

When chemists die, they barium

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. Says he can stop anytime

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words

They told me I had type A blood but it was a type O

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period

Why were the Indians here first? They had a reservation.

Went to a Pop Quiz at the Coca-Cola factory

Energizer bunny has been arrested and charged

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus

When you get a bladder infection urin trouble

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Broken pencils are pointless

By Ed, Dec 11 2013 01:10PM

It's that time of year again and we've been practicing some Chrimbo songs for everyone to join in at the top of their voices and tell your best mate that you reeeeeeeeaaly love 'em. Grapevine is the venue this Friday

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By Ed, Sep 4 2013 03:12PM

We're not usually allowed out in public but the powers that be have given us an evening pass to play at the Landown in this Saturday. For you rare chance to see us without having to attend a wedding or dig into your pockets for a charity event get yourself down to the Lansdown Inn, Dawlish this Saturday for an evening of shinanigans

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