By Ed, Aug 13 2014 09:35AM
I tried to catch some fog. I mist
When chemists die, they barium
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. Says he can stop anytime
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words
They told me I had type A blood but it was a type O
A dyslexic man walked into a bra
PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period
Why were the Indians here first? They had a reservation.
Went to a Pop Quiz at the Coca-Cola factory
Energizer bunny has been arrested and charged
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus
When you get a bladder infection urin trouble
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Broken pencils are pointless